Drunk

Bob visited his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He told her several times how attractive she was, complimented her on her culinary skills and showered her with hugs and kisses.  

"Gee," Bob remarked to his friend, "you really make a big fuss over your wife." 

 "I started to appreciate her more about six months ago," Joe said. "It has revived our marriage, and we couldn't be happier."

 Inspired by Joe's story, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife, told her how much he loved her, and said he wanted to hear all about her day. Instead she burst into tears. 

 "Darling," Bob said, "whatever's the matter?" 

 "This has been the worst day I've had for a long time," she replied. "This morning Billy fell off his bike and hurt his ankle, then the washing machine broke down. Now, to top it off, you come home drunk!"