One night a fellow drove his secretary home after
she had imbibed a little too much at an office
reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he
decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to
get jealous easily.
The next night the man and his wife were
driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the
passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he
waited until his wife was looking out her window
before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of
the car.
With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the
restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his
wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she
asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"
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