A man walked into a department store and told an
assistant he'd like to buy a present for his wife.
"Certainly, sir," replied the assistant.
"Perhaps a dress or a blouse?"
"Anything," said the man.
"And in what colour?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Size?"
"Immaterial."
Seeing the assistant's confusion, the man
explained that whenever he bought his wife
something she would always take it back to the shop
and exchange it.
"Why don't you get a gift voucher instead?"
the assistant asked him.
"Oh no," said the man. "That would be too
impersonal."
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