Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike
up a conversation. The first man asks the second.
"So, how'd you die?"
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does
it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the
second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains
in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a
very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of
drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how
did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man.
"You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so
one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up
to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran
down to the basement, but no one was hiding there,
either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was
hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the
attic,
and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack
and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so
ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" Asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the
freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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