There was this gas station in "redneck country"
trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a
sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon, a
customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked
for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1
to 10, and if he guessed correctly, he would get his
free sex.
The buyer then guessed 8 and the proprietor
said, "No, but you were close. The number was 7.
Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along
with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fillup,
and again he asked for his free sex. The
proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked
him to guess the correct number.
The man guessed 2 this time and the
proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but
no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to
his buddy, "I think that game is rigged, and he
doesn't really give away free sex."
The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged...my
wife won twice last week."
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