After weeks on the road an over the road trucker
pulled into a brothel.The trucker walked up to the
madam, slapped $500.00 on the counter and
demanded "Give me a bologna sandwich and the
ugliest, meanest, most foul tempered woman in the
house."
The madam looked at the trucker and
exclaimed, "Sir for this kind of money you can have
the best steak with all the trimmings and two of the
prettiest girls in the state."
The trucker slowly looked up and with a tear
in his eye said, "You don't understand, I'm not
hungry or looking for company, I'm homesick!"
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