Dummy husband


A man asked his wife, "if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?" "I'd love to be six again," she replied.  
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Off to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latestHollywood blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M & M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" 
 One eye opened. "You dummy, I meant my dress size."   
Nhãn:

Post a Comment

  1. Regardless of what casino you 1xbet korean choose, checking certain factors first at all times makes issues straightforward. So, here are are|listed below are} some essential factors you must to} contemplate for casino video games. No want to wait as you enter net site}, deposit some cash, and start playing. There is no limit on how much find a way to|you presumably can} wager; when you have what it takes, wager bigger and earn more. However, that is the only portal with the lowest favorable odds, so be careful when enjoying in} a giant hand. To assist the players, BetOnline has a sportsbook the place they maintain the record of up to date odds.

    ReplyDelete

[blogger]

Author Name

Contact Form

Name

Email *

Message *

Powered by Blogger.